GREATEST SONG IN ALL THE LAND OF CHEESE!
I talked crap @ 11:28 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 18, 2004

This is for Jenny and Rach::

Hair

She asked him why...Why I'm a hairy guy

I'm hairy noon and nighty night night; My hair is a fright.

I'm hairy high and low,

Don't ask me why; cuz he don't know!

It's not for lack of bread

Like the Grateful Dead; darlin

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there, hair!

Shoulder length, longer (hair!)

Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy

CHORUS:

Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)

Flow it, Show it;

Long as I can grow it, My Hair!

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees

Give a home for the fleas in my hair

A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzin' bees

A nest for birds, there ain't no words

For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my

CHORUS

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy

Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty

Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining

Steaming, gleaming, flaxen, waxen

Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided

Powdered, flowered, and confettied

Mangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,

Then my hair's too short!

Down to here, down to there,

Down to there, down to where;

It stops by itself!

No, never have to cut it, cuz it stops by itself!

Oh, Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen

Now won't ya give me down to there, hair!

Shoulder length, longer (hair!)

Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy

CHORUS (2x's)

Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)

I video taped them dancing to this song... So I'm guna try to load it onto a website and put it in here! OH man I love you guys!!! LOLOL

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