The next, new survivor series
I talked crap @ 2:51 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 22, 2003

The survivor series continues, and an ALL NEW Survivor Series is in the

making .

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES:

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each,

for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

There is no access to fast food.

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Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,

correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all

chores are done. There is only one TV between them and...there is NO

REMOTE. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must

apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches. They

must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00

a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one

marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

*****

The last man wins only if ...............

he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the

next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."

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